Posts Tagged ‘creature’

cctv monster

June 23, 2009

You may notice from time to time that there are dark orbs in the mall or in an alley. These are, obviously, cctv cameras… or are they?

In truth, these orbs are eyeballs. They belong to the cctv monster, a creature from the nether-verse that authorities pay in candy and bubble wrap. It watches from its strange little eyes attached to it by so many nether tentacles. It sees you while you’re shopping, it knows when you’re a flake, it knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for safety’s sake. If it reports you, you’re already in trouble, but if whoever is paying it off wants it to do more than just report, you’re dead! People disappear in places under cctv surveillance all the time.

Authorities once attempted to stop using the cctv monster. They stopped feeding it candy and bubble wrap. At worst, they thought, it will go on strike, which is what we want it to do. They were wrong. The creature went berserk and started killing people like all over the place. Authorities gave in and reestablished the status quo.

The cctv monster will never stop watching you.