Posts Tagged ‘space’
Shark in Space
May 7, 2010Presidentz + Friendz
April 8, 2010In Space No One Can…
March 17, 2010In space no one can hear you fart.
This was the slogan of the soon-to-be bio colony. Biological humans were no longer desirable. Complete cyberization was the norm.
The solution was extreme, but who would argue against a future without farts?
Space the Final Front
January 2, 2010Scientists were shocked this weekend when they discovered that our universe is actually only about the size of our solar system. Apparently, we are being kept as pets in a small snow globe like structure and all of the images that we have from beyond our solar system are fake. There goes the universe as we know it.
Minneapolis in Space
October 30, 2009Minneapolis is moving into orbit today. The city will lift off to space after several years of preparation. The entire city has been contained in a large dome and will use nuclear power both for propulsion and as an ongoing power source in addition to solar power. It is projected that solar power will be able to meet all of the energy demands of orbital cities within five years time. Several buildings from the outlying areas of the city will lift off on their own or in smaller domes.
Minneapolis will be the fourth city to make the transition.
pacman in space
October 26, 2009Interstellar Lover
October 25, 2009Do you remember…
The first time…
That you probed me…?
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Refrain
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I feel so empty. So empty now. I feel so empty. Oh so empty…
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Chorus:
You came down from above.
You had on three fingered gloves.
The moon was high…
I thought I was too…
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I stared up at your oblong head as you came closer to my bed.
Then as I recall you said:
I’m an alien from outer space, here to rape you face to face.
But I’ll tell you confidentially, that isn’t quite my fantasy.
I prefer a slightly slower pace, followed by a trace of lace.
So instead of fueling hate, I think it would be great if we went out on a date!
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You took me by the hand, and
I stared up at your oblong head as you led me further from my bed.
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Chorus
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Where are you? Where are you now?
It has been one year…
This planet feels empty with out you here.
I’m sitting in my room masturbating with tears.
Come back to me.
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Refrain
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I feel so empty. So empty now. I feel so empty. Oh so empty…
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You took me up inside your ship, It was the most amazing trip.
We sailed across the Milky Way, We wore a belt of asteroids.
We dined inside deep-space cafes, We swam across a nebula.
We explored all the stars..
We leaped to Venus from Mars…
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Where are you? Where are you now?
Where are you?
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Refrain
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Chorus