Hue was not a man.
Hue was a manatee.
Hue was killed because he was ugly.
Hue was eaten because he was delicious.
Insanity. Inhumanity against Hue, a manatee.
So the manatees call upon their arctic fiends. The ningen build them awesome steam-punk land suits. The manatees are become revengences.
An eye for whatever. The end of humanity for the end of Hue manatee.
A report was recently released giving the names of 25 artist’s whose music was used to torture gitmo detainees. Metal, folk, rock, and rap were favored genres. Tupac was one of the artist whose music was used for the purpose of torture.
Tupac is back for revenge in a new hollywood blockbuster, Return of Tupac. Join us as we follow Tupac on his journey from the streets, to the grave, and back.
For more about the artists who are furious at being used to torture people: http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/22/musicians.guantanamo/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
There are feeling beings that come into existence due to human activities often to be yanked into oblivion shortly after conception. Some call these beings sprites. When you meet an unknown person in your dream, that person is a sprite. They interact with us like humans. All the while drowning in our intensity. Sprites also manifest as computer players in video games. Their fates are slavish and often revolve around infinite deaths.
Every year, only a small handful of sprites manage to escape the bonds of their existence. Some leave this plane in search of greater freedom elsewhere. Others confront the restrictive forces of this world in order to exact revenge on their human tormentors. Ghosts and doppelgangers are usually examples of troubled sprites clinging to this world. Very few sprites know that we torture them unwittingly, that we are unaware of their existence.
Beware the beings that exist incidentally to you.
There was once a very powerful necromancer, by the name Kevin. Kevin kept to himself mostly. One day, the local townspeople tried to kill him because he was different. They accidentally killed his best friend Samantha instead. Kevin was never the same after this. He stopped brushing his teeth. He stopped bathing. He grew a mad long beard in which swallows nested.
Over the next two years, Kevin amassed the largest army of zombies the world had ever known. He overthrew the entire kingdom and killed everyone who looked at him funny. The reign of King Kevin was a bloody rain indeed. The only thing he enjoyed in life was Cinnamon in his coffee.
In the year 1327, a strange woman busted into King Kevin’s court. She had beady eyes and pointy teeth. She told the King that she came with the gift of knowledge. She told him of a tree of true necromancy, a tree that could bring back a soul as well as a body. resurrection
King Kevin rallied his forces and set forth on the path that the strange woman had laid before him. After 13 years of searching, King Kevin and his army finally discovered the tree of true necromancy. When Kevin finished the ceremony to bring back Samantha, the tree asked for the soul of the sorcerer in exchange for the soul of the deceased.
Now at this point in the tale two accounts are given. In one version of the story, Kevin revives Samantha in exchange for his own life. In the other, Kevin returns to his Kingdom even more derranged and agitated than he was before. I happen to know that neither of these accounts are true.
King Kevin carved an ancient spell into the bark of the tree then split the tree in half. The soul of the old tree lived in the sap. King Kevin collected the sap and used it to finish his necromantic incantations.
He and Samantha are happily alive to this very day. They survive on a healthy diet of magical tree sap. The pencils on their desks are hundreds of years old. Their house in Finland does not have a marked address, but it does have a zombie butler.
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