Golf

We sure have a lot of grass in Scotland.

That we do.

I have a stick.

I have a nut.

I will hit your nut with my stick.

Truly?

Indubitably.

F***! Ouch!

Now I will hit this chestnut.

You hit my nut with your stick you a**h***!

I surely did, and far it did fly.

I’m going to dig a hole.

A fine idea. I can hit your nut again until your nut falls into the hole.

I’m going to kill you and put you in the hole.

Let us call this sport “golf.”